Sixteen • Male • 2Spirited • Heterosexual • Canadian • Eclectic Pagan • Liberal • Artist • Nerd • Poet • Student • Bitchy Opinionated Activist

My name's Jon, and my middle name is Dick. I'd prefer if you called me the former, but that might fluxuate depending on your mood with me.

 

vangoggles asked
You're a fruit tart. ♥

Fruit Tart reporting for duty, Sir! <3

grandmayetta:

This image by far is the absolute most powerful picture that has crossed my path on the internet, here you see a pear. But does it look like your average pear? No, it does not look like your average pear. When I looked at this pear I noticed it is tilted over, it’s a leading sign of depression. Also you can see it’s bruised, now clearly it has not been physically abused, but emotionally, through the trials and tribulations life holds. We can assume this pear was the outcast, have you ever felt like an outcast? You have. We can safely say this pear has been sexually assaulted. Have you ever been sexually assaulted? You have. With those first two signs we can absolutely and positively say this pear has a blog. Do you have a blog? You have a blog. This pear relates to you in a lot of ways. Sure it’s probably a middle class pear with a family that makes ends meet safely, with maybe a little over 200 dollars to spend on his family, but this pear is you. Think about that the next time you go to the doctors, you are pear. Think about that the next time you ejaculate on a photo of Rosie O’Donnel, you are pear.we are all pears in this game we call life…it’s important to realize this. 

grandmayetta:

This image by far is the absolute most powerful picture that has crossed my path on the internet, here you see a pear. But does it look like your average pear? No, it does not look like your average pear. When I looked at this pear I noticed it is tilted over, it’s a leading sign of depression. Also you can see it’s bruised, now clearly it has not been physically abused, but emotionally, through the trials and tribulations life holds. We can assume this pear was the outcast, have you ever felt like an outcast? You have. We can safely say this pear has been sexually assaulted. Have you ever been sexually assaulted? You have. With those first two signs we can absolutely and positively say this pear has a blog. Do you have a blog? You have a blog. This pear relates to you in a lot of ways. Sure it’s probably a middle class pear with a family that makes ends meet safely, with maybe a little over 200 dollars to spend on his family, but this pear is you. Think about that the next time you go to the doctors, you are pear. Think about that the next time you ejaculate on a photo of Rosie O’Donnel, you are pear.
we are all pears in this game we call life…it’s important to realize this. 

auchee-deactivated20121031 asked
I wasn't aware you followed me, hi Jon, I miss you . <3

Awshucks, I miss you too!

vangoggles asked
The "Your Coffee Sucks" gif is from The Regular Show.
All I can say about that show is... Rock Paper Scissors. xDD

I really need to see this show so I understand your pointless lulzy references.